








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2065 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1062 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




265 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12384 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7027 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 13146 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 8937 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,306,398 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1974 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | 48% | 1072 |
| #2 | Lucky S2 | 48% | 208 |
| #3 | Chuntis | 48% | 121 |
| #4 | Shoenice | 47% | 178 |
| #5 | . | 46% | 261 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | 2219 | 0.10 | 49 min |
| #2 | Reign | 563 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Big L | 497 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | Shoenice | 458 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | Worst CS Player | 398 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big L | +2.24 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | PuppetM4str | +1.99 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | Chuntis | +1.78 | 71 | 50 |
| #4 | . | +0.70 | 80 | 34 |
| #5 | Reign | +0.32 | 59 | 49 |





