








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 731 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1042 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9019 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10875 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7346 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9304 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,680,121 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MedleyPop | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | PuppetM4str | 48% | 404 |
| #3 | FatPimpzzz | 46% | 250 |
| #4 | . | 45% | 275 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MedleyPop | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | PuppetM4str | 48% | 404 |
| #3 | FatPimpzzz | 46% | 250 |
| #4 | . | 45% | 275 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | 32 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | FatPimpzzz | 30 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | . | 24 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | MedleyPop | 16 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | 800 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | FatPimpzzz | 529 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | . | 247 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | MedleyPop | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MedleyPop | +5.15 | 71 | 47 |
| #2 | Big L | +0.70 | 62 | 65 |
| #3 | PuppetM4str | +0.39 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | . | -1.47 | 72 | 39 |
| #5 | FatPimpzzz | -1.82 | 66 | 56 |





