








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2075 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1368 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 966 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 854 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $763,085 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Worst CS Player | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | . | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | Chuntis | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | PuppetM4str | 52% | 97 |
| #5 | Shoenice | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | 220 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Worst CS Player | 123 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Chuntis | 94 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | FatPimpzzz | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Shoenice | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | +2.75 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | Chuntis | +1.00 | 66 | 50 |
| #3 | Froge | +0.82 | 65 | 47 |
| #4 | . | +0.54 | 80 | 37 |
| #5 | FatPimpzzz | -0.50 | 65 | 42 |





