








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1299 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




244 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14571 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10921 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 12896 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 11685 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,776,573 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 872 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuntis | 58% | 241 |
| #2 | Worst CS Player | 58% | 212 |
| #3 | Froge | 52% | 97 |
| #4 | . | 49% | 349 |
| #5 | Big L | 48% | 404 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FatPimpzzz | 2201 | 0.10 | 46 min |
| #2 | Reign | 749 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | Worst CS Player | 709 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | Big L | 705 | 0.08 | 21 min |
| #5 | . | 304 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | +1.95 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | Big L | +1.74 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | Chuntis | +1.47 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | Froge | +0.51 | 64 | 47 |
| #5 | . | +0.28 | 76 | 36 |





