








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 460 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2408 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4037 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2904 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2216 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,728,869 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MedleyPop | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Froge | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | Chuntis | 55% | 64 |
| #4 | PuppetM4str | 49% | 349 |
| #5 | FatPimpzzz | 46% | 261 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | 683 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | FatPimpzzz | 472 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Big L | 455 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #4 | Reign | 390 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Froge | 90 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MedleyPop | +6.73 | 70 | 52 |
| #2 | PuppetM4str | +1.73 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Big L | +0.66 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | Froge | +0.55 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | Chuntis | +0.15 | 71 | 49 |





