








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 737 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1232 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1020 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 845 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,172 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 77FireRasse77 | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Tomppaboy | 59% | 68 |
| #3 | Eliastapanikarhu | 58% | 114 |
| #4 | MNELKKU-S | 58% | 78 |
| #5 | dulai | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Eliastapanikarhu | 58% | 114 |
| #4 | MNELKKU-S | 58% | 78 |
| #5 | dulai | 55% | 11 |
| #6 | Munkk1 | 49% | 49 |
| #7 | Juha Mieto | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eliastapanikarhu | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | MNELKKU-S | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Tomppaboy | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | 77FireRasse77 | 2 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eliastapanikarhu | 291 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tomppaboy | 137 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | MNELKKU-S | 101 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Munkk1 | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Juha Mieto | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | +6.18 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | Eliastapanikarhu | +0.21 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | MNELKKU-S | +0.17 | 59 | 49 |
| #4 | dulai | -0.15 | 61 | 49 |
| #5 | vesmos | -0.37 | 64 | 45 |





