








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 296 matches | ||
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2632 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1894 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3402 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3191 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,857,731 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | 53% | 229 |
| #2 | E1kka | 53% | 255 |
| #3 | Eliastapanikarhu | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | 0rav4 | 52% | 75 |
| #5 | .sn0w | 50% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Eliastapanikarhu | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | 0rav4 | 52% | 75 |
| #5 | .sn0w | 50% | 208 |
| #6 | PepeKaija | 46% | 180 |
| #7 | kotkamies | 46% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PepeKaija | 72 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | E1kka | 17 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | .sn0w | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | 0rav4 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | kotkamies | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E1kka | 726 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | PepeKaija | 653 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | Tomppaboy | 398 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | .sn0w | 335 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | 0rav4 | 280 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | +4.84 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | E1kka | +1.27 | 65 | 58 |
| #3 | dulai | +1.20 | 67 | 43 |
| #4 | Eliastapanikarhu | -0.64 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | 0rav4 | -0.66 | 79 | 61 |





