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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 382 | 20% |
| Smokes | 101 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 1058 | 54% |
| Molotovs | 409 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,438 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Eliastapanikarhu | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | MNELKKU-S | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Munkk1 | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | vesmos | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Eliastapanikarhu | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | MNELKKU-S | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Munkk1 | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | vesmos | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vesmos | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Eliastapanikarhu | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MNELKKU-S | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Munkk1 | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Eliastapanikarhu | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tomppaboy | 23 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | vesmos | 22 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | +8.26 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | Eliastapanikarhu | +2.13 | 89 | 46 |
| #3 | MNELKKU-S | +2.12 | 62 | 55 |
| #4 | Munkk1 | +0.59 | 75 | 34 |
| #5 | vesmos | -0.18 | 70 | 45 |





