








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1548 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3451 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2655 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2290 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,284,317 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 846 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E1kka | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | Tomppaboy | 62% | 193 |
| #3 | dulai | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | Eliastapanikarhu | 60% | 199 |
| #5 | .sn0w | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Eliastapanikarhu | 60% | 199 |
| #5 | .sn0w | 59% | 22 |
| #6 | vesmos | 58% | 78 |
| #7 | Munkk1 | 54% | 89 |
| #8 | Juha Mieto | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eliastapanikarhu | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Munkk1 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | vesmos | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Juha Mieto | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | 462 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | Eliastapanikarhu | 450 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Munkk1 | 158 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | vesmos | 93 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | E1kka | 72 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | +5.16 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | E1kka | +2.15 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Eliastapanikarhu | +0.59 | 78 | 47 |
| #4 | MNELKKU-S | +0.37 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | vesmos | -0.62 | 64 | 50 |





