








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 865 | 29% |
| Smokes | 902 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 828 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 415 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $980,303 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 928 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E1kka | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Tomppaboy | 68% | 93 |
| #3 | dulai | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | .sn0w | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | Eliastapanikarhu | 58% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | .sn0w | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | Eliastapanikarhu | 58% | 95 |
| #6 | MNELKKU-S | 54% | 89 |
| #7 | Juha Mieto | 50% | 46 |
| #8 | vesmos | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eliastapanikarhu | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | dulai | 8 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | E1kka | 5 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | vesmos | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | .sn0w | 2 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eliastapanikarhu | 206 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Tomppaboy | 203 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | MNELKKU-S | 149 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Juha Mieto | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | E1kka | 74 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | +7.88 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | E1kka | +2.90 | 61 | 51 |
| #3 | Eliastapanikarhu | +1.24 | 83 | 44 |
| #4 | MNELKKU-S | +1.08 | 61 | 51 |
| #5 | dulai | +0.63 | 64 | 48 |





