








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 357 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3911 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5631 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3665 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5790 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,132,605 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munkk1 | 68% | 93 |
| #2 | MNELKKU-S | 62% | 193 |
| #3 | vesmos | 59% | 68 |
| #4 | Eliastapanikarhu | 58% | 211 |
| #5 | PepeKaija | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | E1kka | 55% | 218 |
| #7 | dulai | 53% | 229 |
| #8 | 0rav4 | 53% | 74 |
| #9 | .sn0w | 51% | 180 |
| #10 | kotkamies | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E1kka | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | dulai | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Eliastapanikarhu | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Munkk1 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | 0rav4 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E1kka | 668 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | Eliastapanikarhu | 458 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | dulai | 362 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | MNELKKU-S | 316 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | .sn0w | 279 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | +5.07 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | E1kka | +0.50 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | dulai | +0.11 | 64 | 46 |
| #4 | Eliastapanikarhu | -0.16 | 79 | 50 |
| #5 | MNELKKU-S | -0.43 | 55 | 55 |





