








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2628 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3309 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3090 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2870 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,002,018 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1ck | 56% | 63 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤Sun⭕⃤ | 51% | 65 |
| #3 | Jasper | 50% | 313 |
| #4 | C4n't hÄndel IT | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | .c0tinamid | 48% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jasper | 50% | 313 |
| #4 | C4n't hÄndel IT | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | .c0tinamid | 48% | 113 |
| #6 | ----Noah---- | 46% | 158 |
| #7 | Sockstwo | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ----Noah---- | 20 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Jasper | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | .c0tinamid | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | n1ck | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | C4n't hÄndel IT | 4 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasper | 1275 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #2 | ----Noah---- | 656 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | .c0tinamid | 314 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | ⭕⃤Sun⭕⃤ | 186 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | n1ck | 153 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jonny | +2.75 | 91 | 54 |
| #2 | n1ck | +1.84 | 89 | 58 |
| #3 | Jasper | +0.03 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | ----Noah---- | -0.42 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | .c0tinamid | -1.46 | 58 | 63 |





