








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2365 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1754 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1683 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1821 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,014,959 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C4n't hÄndel IT | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | agee- | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | .Rim3Xx°° | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | KaiZzen | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | robznetix | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ⭕⃤Sun⭕⃤ | 53% | 70 |
| #10 | ----Noah---- | 53% | 76 |
| #11 | Jasper | 52% | 140 |
| #12 | VinzzAP | 51% | 39 |
| #13 | .c0tinamid | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ----Noah---- | 10 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | jonny | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | .Rim3Xx°° | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Jasper | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤Sun⭕⃤ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasper | 504 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | agee- | 274 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | ----Noah---- | 268 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | bavy | 266 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #5 | ⭕⃤Sun⭕⃤ | 146 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1ck | +2.03 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | jonny | +1.57 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | bavy | +0.88 | 84 | 75 |
| #4 | .Rim3Xx°° | +0.87 | 84 | 52 |
| #5 | Jasper | +0.71 | 65 | 66 |





