








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3589 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3962 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3660 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2448 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2274 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,047,181 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syth | 58% | 85 |
| #2 | Brisky | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | F 1 R E | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | eggsy | 52% | 128 |
| #5 | Le_Brotato | 52% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Le_Brotato | 52% | 86 |
| #6 | booo0000 | 48% | 120 |
| #7 | BEBE | 47% | 36 |
| #8 | KtXByE | 45% | 97 |
| #9 | andYw0w~ | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eggsy | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | booo0000 | 12 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | KtXByE | 11 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Le_Brotato | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Brisky | 3 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booo0000 | 673 | 0.26 | 19 min |
| #2 | Le_Brotato | 335 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | KtXByE | 327 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | eggsy | 227 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | F 1 R E | 147 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brisky | +2.40 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | Le_Brotato | +1.82 | 62 | 73 |
| #3 | Dark | +1.73 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | booo0000 | +1.68 | 78 | 70 |
| #5 | Syth | +1.01 | 64 | 46 |





