








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 949 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1011 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 750 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 854 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,685 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evanerfbdgcn | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | BigFella | 63% | 114 |
| #3 | Linkoo | 58% | 57 |
| #4 | Bruinsquad1 | 57% | 72 |
| #5 | Faizfire123 | 56% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BigFella | 63% | 114 |
| #3 | Linkoo | 58% | 57 |
| #4 | Bruinsquad1 | 57% | 72 |
| #5 | Faizfire123 | 56% | 48 |
| #6 | Kyo | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigFella | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Bruinsquad1 | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Linkoo | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | evanerfbdgcn | 3 | 0.0130 |
| #5 | Kyo | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruinsquad1 | 139 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | BigFella | 64 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | Linkoo | 62 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Faizfire123 | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kyo | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigFella | +7.56 | 84 | 50 |
| #2 | Bruinsquad1 | -0.25 | 62 | 63 |
| #3 | Faizfire123 | -0.57 | 68 | 49 |
| #4 | Linkoo | -1.02 | 44 | 55 |
| #5 | gatoraderaccon | -1.98 | 44 | 49 |





