








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 288 | 24% |
| Smokes | 279 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 325 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 300 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $176,616 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gatoraderaccon | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | Linkoo | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | BigFella | 51% | 83 |
| #4 | Bruinsquad1 | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | evanerfbdgcn | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Linkoo | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | BigFella | 51% | 83 |
| #4 | Bruinsquad1 | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | evanerfbdgcn | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | Kyo | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigFella | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Linkoo | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Bruinsquad1 | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | gatoraderaccon | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | evanerfbdgcn | 3 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruinsquad1 | 100 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | gatoraderaccon | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | BigFella | 65 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Linkoo | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | evanerfbdgcn | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigFella | +5.86 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | Bruinsquad1 | -0.17 | 58 | 66 |
| #3 | Faizfire123 | -1.39 | 65 | 45 |
| #4 | Linkoo | -1.49 | 50 | 52 |
| #5 | Kyo | -2.64 | 62 | 37 |





