








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1230 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1216 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 846 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 939 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $265,454 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linkoo | 59% | 81 |
| #2 | BigFella | 58% | 130 |
| #3 | gatoraderaccon | 57% | 72 |
| #4 | evanerfbdgcn | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Faizfire123 | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BigFella | 58% | 130 |
| #3 | gatoraderaccon | 57% | 72 |
| #4 | evanerfbdgcn | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Faizfire123 | 49% | 47 |
| #6 | Kyo | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigFella | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | gatoraderaccon | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | evanerfbdgcn | 8 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | Linkoo | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Kyo | 2 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linkoo | 109 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | gatoraderaccon | 105 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | BigFella | 99 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Faizfire123 | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | evanerfbdgcn | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigFella | +6.30 | 83 | 46 |
| #2 | Bruinsquad1 | -0.50 | 56 | 64 |
| #3 | Linkoo | -1.09 | 48 | 56 |
| #4 | Faizfire123 | -1.91 | 64 | 47 |
| #5 | Kyo | -2.30 | 54 | 36 |





