








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 853 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2333 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2217 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2819 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3122 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,233,520 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reg | 78% | 59 |
| #2 | hunter | 77% | 66 |
| #3 | Bayloc | 76% | 71 |
| #4 | Kermit | 75% | 84 |
| #5 | dar | 72% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Caz | 69% | 51 |
| #9 | jmss | 67% | 91 |
| #10 | Aspext | 66% | 175 |
| #11 | Barry McCockinner | 58% | 43 |
| #12 | jigsys | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dar | 35 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | frowzy | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Aspext | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | jmss | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | drow | 8 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | 1018 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | drow | 945 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #3 | Aspext | 660 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #4 | dar | 654 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #5 | jmss | 419 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | +4.54 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | Aspext | +4.04 | 92 | 69 |
| #3 | tmk | +3.23 | 82 | 49 |
| #4 | jmss | +0.87 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | drow | +0.85 | 76 | 57 |





