








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5337 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5118 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4300 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4603 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,386,029 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reg | 73% | 142 |
| #2 | tmk | 72% | 208 |
| #3 | hunter | 71% | 290 |
| #4 | Kermit | 71% | 82 |
| #5 | Bayloc | 69% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bayloc | 69% | 131 |
| #6 | frowzy | 68% | 734 |
| #7 | drow | 68% | 666 |
| #8 | jmss | 64% | 312 |
| #9 | Caz | 64% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | 66 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | jmss | 41 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | drow | 40 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | hunter | 18 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | tmk | 16 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | 2756 | 0.20 | 63 min |
| #2 | drow | 2149 | 0.17 | 47 min |
| #3 | jmss | 1249 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #4 | hunter | 763 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #5 | Caz | 518 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | +4.89 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | tmk | +2.28 | 79 | 48 |
| #3 | drow | +1.14 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | jmss | +0.52 | 83 | 56 |
| #5 | dar | +0.46 | 80 | 51 |





