








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1284 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1422 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 730 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1022 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $832,599 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Bayloc | 73% | 55 |
| #7 | hunter | 71% | 24 |
| #8 | dar | 71% | 82 |
| #9 | drow | 71% | 200 |
| #10 | Manan | 67% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dar | 15 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | tmk | 14 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | drow | 13 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | frowzy | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Manan | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | +5.19 | 95 | 65 |
| #2 | tmk | +3.29 | 82 | 45 |
| #3 | Caz | +2.85 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | drow | +2.52 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | dar | +2.01 | 83 | 52 |





