








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 851 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5767 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4854 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4243 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4187 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,769,591 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 850 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmk | 67% | 91 |
| #2 | Bayloc | 65% | 55 |
| #3 | reg | 65% | 65 |
| #4 | dar | 64% | 312 |
| #5 | frowzy | 64% | 410 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | dar | 64% | 312 |
| #5 | frowzy | 64% | 410 |
| #6 | drow | 62% | 331 |
| #7 | Caz | 60% | 85 |
| #8 | hunter | 60% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dar | 73 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | frowzy | 41 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | drow | 24 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Caz | 13 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | tmk | 12 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | 1433 | 0.18 | 33 min |
| #2 | drow | 1039 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #3 | dar | 794 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #4 | hunter | 637 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #5 | Caz | 342 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | +4.82 | 94 | 60 |
| #2 | tmk | +2.25 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | jmss | +1.22 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | drow | +0.97 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | dar | +0.10 | 81 | 50 |





