








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11827 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11083 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7201 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 10245 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9327 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,168,356 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reg | 72% | 184 |
| #2 | tmk | 71% | 263 |
| #3 | Bayloc | 71% | 163 |
| #4 | Kermit | 71% | 200 |
| #5 | frowzy | 69% | 903 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dar | 120 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | frowzy | 79 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | jmss | 34 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Caz | 34 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | tmk | 27 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | 3405 | 0.20 | 80 min |
| #2 | dar | 1645 | 0.13 | 39 min |
| #3 | jmss | 1365 | 0.21 | 32 min |
| #4 | hunter | 924 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #5 | Caz | 715 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | +4.89 | 94 | 60 |
| #2 | tmk | +2.53 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | drow | +1.60 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | repTiLia | +0.71 | 93 | 64 |
| #5 | jmss | +0.67 | 85 | 55 |





