








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4004 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1089 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 4194 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4700 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,949,302 of utility $264 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Nvrlcky | 53% | 40 |
| #7 | ishadow | 51% | 39 |
| #8 | Fungy | 49% | 91 |
| #9 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 49% | 470 |
| #10 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 46% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinite Mage Lano | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | PiXELonPC | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | PhO.onix | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 998 | 0.11 | 29 min |
| #2 | PiXELonPC | 886 | 0.32 | 22 min |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 151 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fungy | 150 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 129 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | +6.42 | 99 | 62 |
| #2 | Nvrlcky | +3.70 | 89 | 50 |
| #3 | マーロン MVRL0 | +2.91 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | PiXELonPC | +1.87 | 59 | 68 |
| #5 | Infinite Mage Lano | +1.73 | 82 | 44 |





