








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 339 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5750 | 20% |
| Smokes | 9693 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 7073 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5919 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,511,451 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2613 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 51% | 70 |
| #2 | マーロン MVRL0 | 49% | 91 |
| #3 | GIDOF | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | Leviud | 46% | 67 |
| #5 | PiXELonPC | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Nano 7G | 45% | 42 |
| #7 | Infinite Mage Lano | 45% | 42 |
| #8 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 42% | 482 |
| #9 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 39% | 326 |
| #10 | O55Y | 30% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | マーロン MVRL0 | 13 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Leviud | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 6 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 823 | 0.08 | 23 min |
| #2 | PiXELonPC | 723 | 0.32 | 17 min |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 386 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #4 | GIDOF | 358 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | マーロン MVRL0 | 133 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | +8.00 | 98 | 58 |
| #2 | PiXELonPC | +4.52 | 59 | 68 |
| #3 | マーロン MVRL0 | +3.84 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | GIDOF | +2.37 | 83 | 60 |
| #5 | Infinite Mage Lano | +2.34 | 88 | 40 |





