








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8648 | 43% |
| Smokes | 5428 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4532 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1639 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,007,334 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 45% | 169 |
| #10 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 44% | 57 |
| #11 | Infinite Mage Lano | 43% | 47 |
| #12 | PhO.onix | 36% | 61 |
| #13 | Crazyshooter | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | マーロン MVRL0 | 16 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Fungy | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | #PatGum | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | +4.20 | 98 | 57 |
| #2 | #PatGum | +3.22 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | PiXELonPC | +2.63 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | マーロン MVRL0 | +1.80 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | Infinite Mage Lano | +1.49 | 82 | 35 |





