








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 925 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 178 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7012 | 16% |
| Smokes | 7598 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 12873 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 15254 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,158,696 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 48% | 246 |
| #2 | マーロン MVRL0 | 46% | 118 |
| #3 | PiXELonPC | 45% | 169 |
| #4 | LeNoX | 44% | 97 |
| #5 | Sw1sh | 42% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | O55Y | 38% | 141 |
| #12 | Nano 7G | 38% | 72 |
| #13 | Leviud | 34% | 101 |
| #14 | Infinite Mage Lano | 32% | 127 |
| #15 | PhO.onix | 27% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 26 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | #PatGum | 25 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Sw1sh | 24 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Fungy | 15 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 10 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 1283 | 0.09 | 35 min |
| #2 | PiXELonPC | 1152 | 0.33 | 28 min |
| #3 | Fungy | 630 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #4 | GIDOF | 535 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | #PatGum | 428 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | +6.77 | 99 | 57 |
| #2 | PiXELonPC | +4.19 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | #PatGum | +3.86 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | マーロン MVRL0 | +3.65 | 77 | 56 |
| #5 | LeNoX | +3.24 | 74 | 41 |





