








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2078 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 304 matches | ||
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
22707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8346 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7919 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7011 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9227 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,745,929 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | マーロン MVRL0 | 65% | 92 |
| #2 | hDr | 53% | 159 |
| #3 | #PatGum | 53% | 164 |
| #4 | Sw1sh | 52% | 202 |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | 52% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Zitro | 48% | 454 |
| #9 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 48% | 246 |
| #10 | Jiiko | 47% | 102 |
| #11 | Infinite Mage Lano | 46% | 169 |
| #12 | Nano 7G | 45% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zitro | 96 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Sw1sh | 32 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Infinite Mage Lano | 24 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | #PatGum | 20 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zitro | 1666 | 0.18 | 46 min |
| #2 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 574 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #3 | hDr | 546 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 347 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Sw1sh | 249 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | +5.19 | 98 | 57 |
| #2 | マーロン MVRL0 | +2.31 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | #PatGum | +1.54 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Sw1sh | +1.04 | 88 | 54 |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | +0.08 | 66 | 51 |





