








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1616 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2145 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3395 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3652 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,506,109 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 888 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 30 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Zitro | 17 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | マーロン MVRL0 | 10 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Nano 7G | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | 4 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PiXELonPC | 341 | 0.34 | 8 min |
| #2 | Zitro | 282 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 245 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 233 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 171 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | +5.16 | 99 | 60 |
| #2 | PiXELonPC | +3.05 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | マーロン MVRL0 | +2.94 | 80 | 58 |
| #4 | hDr | +2.91 | 81 | 57 |
| #5 | #PatGum | +1.25 | 67 | 56 |





