








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 908 matches | ||
| Faceit | 490 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 162 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 76,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22036 | 29% |
| Smokes | 20321 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 17775 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 16540 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,909,590 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hapsu | 18 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Waliho | 16 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Blunt | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | ping meister 420 ez | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Kaakelberg | 13 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waliho | 2942 | 0.19 | 91 min |
| #2 | ping meister 420 ez | 2248 | 0.27 | 64 min |
| #3 | Hapsu | 2089 | 0.21 | 58 min |
| #4 | tomaattilordi | 720 | 0.06 | 19 min |
| #5 | Creaticide | 601 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaakelberg | +2.24 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | vti | +2.09 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Blunt | +1.76 | 80 | 51 |
| #4 | JM | +1.53 | 84 | 62 |
| #5 | Hapsu | +1.42 | 68 | 77 |





