








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 380 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2846 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2842 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2717 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1613 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,437,600 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1837 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reima | 52% | 172 |
| #2 | cHii$ma | 49% | 263 |
| #3 | wagwan | 48% | 319 |
| #4 | MUSTA JORI | 46% | 269 |
| #5 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 46% | 378 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | wagwan | 48% | 319 |
| #4 | MUSTA JORI | 46% | 269 |
| #5 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 46% | 378 |
| #6 | nipa:D | 46% | 223 |
| #7 | Peräkoira | 45% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wagwan | 37 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | nipa:D | 20 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Peräkoira | 19 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | reima | 9 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 1119 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #2 | MUSTA JORI | 573 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | wagwan | 539 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #4 | nipa:D | 478 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #5 | cHii$ma | 470 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHii$ma | +2.35 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | nipa:D | +1.45 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | reima | +1.02 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | wagwan | +0.89 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | MUSTA JORI | +0.08 | 72 | 62 |





