








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 630 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4940 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7539 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5919 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6730 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,223,285 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reima | 52% | 210 |
| #2 | cHii$ma | 51% | 321 |
| #3 | wagwan | 50% | 377 |
| #4 | nipa:D | 49% | 289 |
| #5 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 49% | 466 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | wagwan | 50% | 377 |
| #4 | nipa:D | 49% | 289 |
| #5 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 49% | 466 |
| #6 | Peräkoira | 47% | 128 |
| #7 | Termis2 | 46% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wagwan | 34 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Termis2 | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 13 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Peräkoira | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | nipa:D | 10 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 1321 | 0.13 | 33 min |
| #2 | nipa:D | 649 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | wagwan | 557 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | cHii$ma | 542 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #5 | Termis2 | 471 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHii$ma | +2.43 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | nipa:D | +0.83 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | reima | +0.83 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | wagwan | +0.69 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | MUSTA JORI | -0.21 | 69 | 61 |





