








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 582 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5895 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6841 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5655 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5915 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,567,002 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapatti | 61% | 93 |
| #2 | Tuhnu | 58% | 88 |
| #3 | satakieli | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | autism terminal | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | reima | 53% | 285 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | MUSTA JORI | 49% | 289 |
| #9 | wagwan | 49% | 438 |
| #10 | Termis2 | 46% | 223 |
| #11 | Wallheck | 44% | 80 |
| #12 | Peräkoira | 43% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wagwan | 31 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Termis2 | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Peräkoira | 12 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | reima | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 6 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 1266 | 0.11 | 33 min |
| #2 | wagwan | 634 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #3 | cHii$ma | 574 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #4 | MUSTA JORI | 439 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | Lapatti | 357 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | autism terminal | +2.04 | 91 | 54 |
| #2 | Tuhnu | +1.74 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | satakieli | +1.72 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | cHii$ma | +1.61 | 77 | 65 |
| #5 | nipa:D | +0.93 | 68 | 69 |





