








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1093 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 538 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4052 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5568 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5481 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4402 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,263,687 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapatti | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | reima | 53% | 294 |
| #3 | nipa:D | 52% | 382 |
| #4 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 52% | 452 |
| #5 | MUSTA JORI | 51% | 321 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 52% | 452 |
| #5 | MUSTA JORI | 51% | 321 |
| #6 | wagwan | 51% | 419 |
| #7 | Peräkoira | 49% | 95 |
| #8 | Termis2 | 49% | 263 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wagwan | 30 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | nipa:D | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Termis2 | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Peräkoira | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 6 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 1209 | 0.12 | 31 min |
| #2 | nipa:D | 797 | 0.09 | 23 min |
| #3 | wagwan | 596 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #4 | MUSTA JORI | 569 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #5 | reima | 369 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHii$ma | +2.22 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | Lapatti | +0.99 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | nipa:D | +0.98 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | reima | +0.66 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | wagwan | +0.06 | 66 | 60 |





