








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 658 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,035 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9687 | 26% |
| Smokes | 10518 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8843 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7987 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,358,489 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuhnu | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | hämyyd | 58% | 62 |
| #3 | Lapatti | 57% | 58 |
| #4 | reima | 54% | 305 |
| #5 | cHii$ma | 52% | 452 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Rasisti | 49% | 61 |
| #9 | MUSTA JORI | 49% | 466 |
| #10 | Expans1on | 48% | 56 |
| #11 | Termis2 | 46% | 378 |
| #12 | Peräkoira | 46% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wagwan | 58 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Termis2 | 33 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | nipa:D | 32 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Peräkoira | 19 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | reima | 11 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nipa:D | 1114 | 0.10 | 30 min |
| #2 | wagwan | 924 | 0.07 | 22 min |
| #3 | MUSTA JORI | 875 | 0.08 | 23 min |
| #4 | cHii$ma | 774 | 0.08 | 21 min |
| #5 | Termis2 | 670 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hämyyd | +3.58 | 42 | 63 |
| #2 | Tuhnu | +2.78 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | cHii$ma | +2.17 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | nipa:D | +1.20 | 68 | 69 |
| #5 | reima | +0.99 | 82 | 56 |





