








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 681 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 327 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3188 | 14% |
| Smokes | 7292 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7201 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4348 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,606,582 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suNrize | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | zimtschneckle | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | xWhite | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Inspector Cocker #LAN | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Silex | 8 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zimtschneckle | 2260 | 0.25 | 62 min |
| #2 | suNrize | 1102 | 0.13 | 33 min |
| #3 | xWhite | 516 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | Inspector Cocker #LAN | 489 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | 475 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Powerlauch | +2.95 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | suNrize | +2.08 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Silex | +2.00 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | ThaSqu1rrel | +1.92 | 77 | 56 |
| #5 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | +1.91 | 79 | 64 |





