








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 201 matches | ||
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6114 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6282 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4930 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4693 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,014,379 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inspector Cocker #LAN | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | xLMS | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | zimtschneckle | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | xWhite | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | 6 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zimtschneckle | 1734 | 0.22 | 49 min |
| #2 | Inspector Cocker #LAN | 641 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | Mopsbree | 392 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | xLMS | 391 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #5 | ThaSqu1rrel | 309 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treyz | +5.13 | 93 | 70 |
| #2 | Fonk | +2.57 | 85 | 71 |
| #3 | ThaSqu1rrel | +2.43 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | suNrize | +2.18 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | Powerlauch | +1.72 | 86 | 55 |





