








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 709 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2473 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3046 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4246 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3356 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,608,841 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ThaSqu1rrel | 55% | 75 |
| #10 | WhoRainSun | 51% | 84 |
| #11 | Silex | 49% | 51 |
| #12 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | 49% | 49 |
| #13 | xWhite | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suNrize | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | xLMS | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Silex | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | zimtschneckle | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zimtschneckle | 1233 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #2 | suNrize | 860 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #3 | ThaSqu1rrel | 258 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | xLMS | 214 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Silex | 181 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treyz | +6.17 | 95 | 68 |
| #2 | ThaSqu1rrel | +2.37 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | suNrize | +2.35 | 74 | 65 |
| #4 | Silex | +1.78 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | zimtschneckle | +0.98 | 67 | 71 |





