








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1055 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8822 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7621 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4169 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5174 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,227,158 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | 46% | 152 |
| #13 | BuMsDoHle | 45% | 62 |
| #14 | twitch.tv/braunizzl | 45% | 56 |
| #15 | Fonk | 44% | 45 |
| #16 | CrankyGerman | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inspector Cocker #LAN | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | suNrize | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | xLMS | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Silex | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | xWhite | 8 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suNrize | 982 | 0.12 | 29 min |
| #2 | Inspector Cocker #LAN | 435 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Silex | 415 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #4 | xLMS | 414 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| #5 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | 386 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silex | +2.17 | 73 | 63 |
| #2 | suNrize | +1.90 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | ThaSqu1rrel | +1.75 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | Powerlauch | +1.68 | 85 | 52 |
| #5 | Fonk | +1.24 | 81 | 66 |





