








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3401 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2958 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3348 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2033 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,286 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | xLMS | 47% | 144 |
| #12 | WhoRainSun | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | ✪Katos | 45% | 86 |
| #14 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | 41% | 70 |
| #15 | BuMsDoHle | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silex | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | zimtschneckle | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | ✪Katos | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | xLMS | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | suNrize | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zimtschneckle | 569 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #2 | ✪Katos | 259 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | suNrize | 250 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | 246 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | CrankyGerman | 134 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silex | +3.37 | 69 | 58 |
| #2 | suNrize | +2.31 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | 𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖎𝖓 | +2.04 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Inspector Cocker #LAN | +1.04 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | LaCorZz | +1.04 | 71 | 66 |





