








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 511 | 21% |
| Smokes | 795 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 788 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 327 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $455,827 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrayForUkraine | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | Pott | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | RR <3 | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | [TS] Action Johnson | 48% | 66 |
| #5 | ^2Yamaha ^3Hassan (RIP) | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Nuller | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | Mads | 42% | 24 |
| #10 | Mr. Rainhold | 39% | 33 |
| #11 | Pølsen | 37% | 41 |
| #12 | [TS] Scoon | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TS] Action Johnson | 16 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | El Diablo del fuego | 12 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Pølsen | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Nuller | 4 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | BLÆST - Lukas | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Diablo del fuego | 247 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | [TS] Action Johnson | 171 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pølsen | 96 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | BLÆST - Lukas | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | RR <3 | 60 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrayForUkraine | +2.56 | 68 | 56 |
| #2 | BLÆST - Lukas | +1.74 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | El Diablo del fuego | +1.36 | 64 | 74 |
| #4 | Pølsen | +0.35 | 37 | 56 |
| #5 | Nuller | +0.24 | 55 | 58 |





