








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1891 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2964 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2317 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1900 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,501 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TS] Slikolaj | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | El Diablo del fuego | 60% | 130 |
| #3 | Mads | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | [TS] Action Johnson | 55% | 91 |
| #5 | BLÆST - Lukas | 54% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | BLÆST - Lukas | 54% | 151 |
| #6 | RR <3 | 51% | 71 |
| #7 | Mr. Rainhold | 47% | 171 |
| #8 | ^2Yamaha ^3Hassan (RIP) | 45% | 49 |
| #9 | [TS] Scoon | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Diablo del fuego | 22 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | [TS] Action Johnson | 18 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Mr. Rainhold | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | BLÆST - Lukas | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | [TS] Slikolaj | 8 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Rainhold | 401 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | El Diablo del fuego | 358 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | BLÆST - Lukas | 254 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | [TS] Action Johnson | 243 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | RR <3 | 129 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLÆST - Lukas | +1.77 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | El Diablo del fuego | +1.19 | 66 | 76 |
| #3 | [TS] Action Johnson | +0.66 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | PrayForUkraine | +0.54 | 64 | 56 |
| #5 | Mads | +0.52 | 55 | 63 |





