








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 637 | 29% |
| Smokes | 702 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 368 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 467 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,701 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Box | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | frame6476™ | 44% | 75 |
| #3 | Roy from Boccher | 36% | 64 |
| #4 | Rikuhachima Aru | 36% | 117 |
| #5 | doot | 31% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rikuhachima Aru | 36% | 117 |
| #5 | doot | 31% | 81 |
| #6 | Minakami Yuki | 30% | 33 |
| #7 | Kayoko | 30% | 80 |
| #8 | masterbait | 28% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kayoko | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | frame6476™ | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | doot | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | masterbait | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Dr. Box | 2 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuhachima Aru | 668 | 0.28 | 15 min |
| #2 | doot | 346 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | frame6476™ | 285 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | Kayoko | 187 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Minakami Yuki | 124 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doot | +4.89 | 69 | 54 |
| #2 | Dr. Box | +4.63 | 69 | 63 |
| #3 | Minakami Yuki | +0.66 | 46 | 56 |
| #4 | masterbait | -0.46 | 46 | 55 |
| #5 | Snowmoon | -1.14 | 26 | 33 |





