








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Wingman | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6489 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5764 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4363 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6163 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5418 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,554,821 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | yesreK | 47% | 34 |
| #7 | zap | 45% | 40 |
| #8 | Abendschein | 41% | 34 |
| #9 | Gnome Sayin | 41% | 66 |
| #10 | Riley Reid | 39% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gnome Sayin | 475 | 0.33 | 12 min |
| #2 | Riley Reid | 216 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | FIREWOULF | 207 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Spike | 145 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Abendschein | 142 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilentBang | +3.51 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | Gnome Sayin | +1.51 | 64 | 72 |
| #3 | Spike | +1.38 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | Defacto | +0.32 | 50 | 44 |
| #5 | FIREWOULF | -0.27 | 63 | 61 |





