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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 163 | 11% |
| Smokes | 465 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 483 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 343 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $480,052 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Janky | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | SKA4 | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | SilentBang | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | yesreK | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | cam | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Abendschein | 46% | 13 |
| #9 | 51LoveLost | 46% | 24 |
| #10 | caYabo | 39% | 38 |
| #11 | Defacto | 37% | 52 |
| #12 | 🧡MsKinTTV | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defacto | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | caYabo | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | SilentBang | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | yesreK | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Richard Barnett | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilentBang | 165 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Richard Barnett | 68 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Defacto | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | rebz | 63 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Abendschein | 58 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cam | +7.17 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | SilentBang | +6.43 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | rebz | +4.57 | 50 | 70 |
| #4 | SKA4 | +2.16 | 56 | 67 |
| #5 | Richard Barnett | +2.11 | 66 | 60 |





