








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 843 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1086 | 9% |
| Smokes | 6124 | 51% |
| HE Grenades | 2481 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2224 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,556,553 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIREWOULF | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | ❖JvcobG | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | fisch | 50% | 62 |
| #4 | Riley Reid | 46% | 110 |
| #5 | Gnome Sayin | 46% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIREWOULF | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | ❖JvcobG | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | fisch | 50% | 62 |
| #4 | Riley Reid | 46% | 110 |
| #5 | Gnome Sayin | 46% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riley Reid | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | FIREWOULF | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Gnome Sayin | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ❖JvcobG | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | fisch | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gnome Sayin | 751 | 0.35 | 19 min |
| #2 | Riley Reid | 415 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | FIREWOULF | 218 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | fisch | 205 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | ❖JvcobG | 200 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fisch | +1.25 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | Gnome Sayin | +0.99 | 61 | 73 |
| #3 | FIREWOULF | +0.21 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | ❖JvcobG | +0.18 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | zap | +0.02 | 61 | 28 |





