








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1079 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 156 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 62,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16802 | 27% |
| Smokes | 18485 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 14244 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 12842 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,584,736 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 952 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FIREWOULF | 50% | 212 |
| #6 | Gnome Sayin | 48% | 238 |
| #7 | tmoe | 48% | 104 |
| #8 | abe722 | 47% | 90 |
| #9 | zap | 46% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spike | +2.25 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | Zaxl | +1.76 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | Gnome Sayin | +1.42 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | Riley Reid | +0.38 | 66 | 71 |
| #5 | FIREWOULF | +0.14 | 67 | 59 |





