








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3758 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2622 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2583 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2158 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,305 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OL | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | maiks | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Pizz | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | PellePeel | 54% | 56 |
| #5 | JAG HAR KLARAT UT CS | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Musk | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Jonken | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Lar | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | berkan | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | maiks | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Musk | 370 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | PellePeel | 198 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | biktor | 146 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jonken | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | OL | 76 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thunberg | +3.34 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | Elon Musk | +1.38 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | maiks | +1.17 | 66 | 48 |
| #4 | B1tchter | +1.01 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | biktor | +0.33 | 63 | 59 |





