








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2908 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1991 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2885 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2434 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,541 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 799 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KottiCarry | 76% | 29 |
| #2 | S1rva | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | 예지 | 71% | 31 |
| #4 | Miksubb | 69% | 49 |
| #5 | pormestari | 67% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | vauhtisami | 59% | 110 |
| #12 | morsongol | 58% | 69 |
| #13 | fantsu | 57% | 35 |
| #14 | jni | 50% | 18 |
| #15 | ellaaaa | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammee | 19 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | vauhtisami | 19 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Miksubb | 13 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | morsongol | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | fantsu | 7 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | morsongol | 316 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | Sammee | 312 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | vauhtisami | 251 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | lemac | 159 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | 예지 | 143 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalmarz | +5.05 | 92 | 62 |
| #2 | S1rva | +2.06 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | misikaro | +1.77 | 75 | 76 |
| #4 | Sammee | +1.75 | 88 | 54 |
| #5 | vauhtisami | +1.61 | 84 | 61 |





