








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1652 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 611 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14343 | 35% |
| Smokes | 8960 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 12042 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6167 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,235,088 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4877 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalmarz | +4.60 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | misikaro | +3.19 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | HC Kettu tyttö | +0.74 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | morsongol | +0.69 | 61 | 60 |
| #5 | Morgons | +0.45 | 59 | 65 |





