








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 718 | 20% |
| Smokes | 396 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1271 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1233 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $525,958 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KottiCarry | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | PIIPPO | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | kalmarz | 47% | 47 |
| #4 | 1ndl | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Miksubb | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vauhtisami | 19 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Sammee | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | kalmarz | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | 예지 | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Miksubb | 5 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vauhtisami | 328 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sammee | 160 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | kalmarz | 123 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | mark | 116 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | 예지 | 94 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalmarz | +5.51 | 95 | 59 |
| #2 | KottiCarry | +3.64 | 91 | 54 |
| #3 | Sammee | +2.62 | 91 | 54 |
| #4 | vauhtisami | +2.02 | 86 | 58 |
| #5 | mark | +1.92 | 71 | 70 |





